Alabama: State Slogan: Yes, We Have Electricity

Alaska: You Know You’re In Alaska. When you know which leaves make good toilet paper.

Arizona: Hunting camels is prohibited
[@more@]Arkansas: Literacy Ain’t Everything

California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

Colorado: It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy’s Don’t Own It Yet

Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

Georgia: Signs are required to be written in English.

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha’ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money

Idaho: Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.

Illinois: Please Don’t Pronounce the "S"

Indiana: Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.

Iowa: It’s easy to spell

Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana: We’re Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That’s Our Tourism Campaign